Happy Father’s Day to all of the Dads out there! Here is a sample of the contract that we signed in our own blood (just kidding – that’s gross), sealed, and delivered to the Daddy in our home this morning.
Father’s Day Contract
This document hereby entitles, [insert Daddy’s full name] – husband, father, son, brother, uncle, nephew, naval employee and reservist, friend, and master cook of all outdoor methods – to:
- An abundance of kisses & hugs from your family.
 - A day off from all domestic tasks & responsibilities.
 - The right to watch the Red Sox play at 1 pm.
 - An enjoyable, horror-filled evening at the movies.
 - All our love and gratitude for being such a wonderful father.
 
Respectfully Yours,
What were your Father’s Day inspirations?